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Emmy Predictions/Perfect World Nominations

Monday, 13 December 2010
Oscar Predictions

Given that the golden globe nominations are tomorrow, it seems fairest to do this without any frame of reference. I'll slam another one up closer to the time, when I can use previous nominations as a crutch. How much more fun that will be.
Friday, 22 January 2010
Oscar Predictions Mark 2#: Six Weeks Later

Since my flippant first predictions, certain things have come to pass. Avatar has gone from a possible winner to the film to beat, The Lovely Bones has faded, and The Hurt Locker has gained quite a bit of momentum, going from possible nomination to the film everyone wants to win (but probably won't), so lets see how things are figuring about now.
BEST PICTURE:
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Invictus
An Education
Up In The Air
Up
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
District 9
A Serious Man
Ten nominations makes predicting less skillful, and more listing the obvious. I'm taking a chance on District 9 and that the bad word Nine has got of late will put it out of competition. It may get in there anyway.
BEST DIRECTOR:
James Cameron, Avatar
Jason Retiman, Up In The Air
Katherine Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Lee Daniels, Precious
Neill Blomkamp, District 9
Blomkamp is a gamble, but I'm thinking the BAFTA nomination brings him a bit more into the game. Otherwise the usual suspects.
BEST ACTOR:
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
Colin Firth, A Single Man
George Clooney, Up In The Air
Morgan Freeman, Invictus
Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker
Bridges' Oscar to lose really, and Renner still isn't a certainty although he really should be. Could get edged out by Day-Lewis, on name more then what he actually did this year.
BEST ACTRESS:
Meryl Streep, Julie and Julia
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabby Sidibe, Precious
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
I hope Streep doesn't win, but then again I hope Bullock doesn't win either. I guess I'm rooting for Mulligan. But of these she is least likely Mirren aside.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Woody Harrelson, The Messenger
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Matt Damon, Invictus
Anthony Mackie, The Hurt Locker
Waltz. All the way here. He stands out noticeably, and is a slightly larger then life villain, a requisite for this category of late. Mackie perhaps is a Statement of hope maybe, but I refuse to be cynical.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
M'onique, Precious
Anna Kendrick, Up In The Air
Vera Farmiga, Up In The Air
Julianne Moore, A Single Man
Penelope Cruz, Nine
M'onique has the buzz, but Up in the air owns 40% of the category. So Farmiga or Kendrick could pull a shock.
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:
500 Days of Summer
A Serious Man
Inglourious Basterds
The Hurt Locker
Up
I'm Thinking Tarantino, but this could be the way Oscar rewards The Hurt Locker, given that it clearly wants to give Avatar all the serious shit.
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY:
District 9
Up In The Air
An Education
Precious
Crazy Heart
Up In The Air. End of. Way to give Reitman an Oscar without giving him an Oscar.
There's been years where every Oscar nomination is awesome and years where they are all cack. This is a year toward the back-end of the spectrum, or maybe Avatar is blinding my objectivity. Could be.
Thursday, 21 January 2010
BAFTA Nominations

After what could be called a senseless Golden Globes, these Bafta Nominations restore some normality, but not oodles of it. Let's see how they went shall we? Predicted winners in bold and gold. Because that's how I play.
BEST FILM
AVATAR James Cameron, Jon Landau - Looks like the film to beat at this point. I've ran out of exasperation to communicate.
AN EDUCATION Amanda Posey, Finola Dwyer - Interesting.
THE HURT LOCKER Nominees TBC - From this selection I hope it wins and hope hard.
PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL PUSH BY SAPPHIRE Lee Daniels, Sarah Siegel-Magness, Gary Magness - The only film with a shot at displacing Avatar ot the Oscars, based on Oprah power alone.
UP IN THE AIR Ivan Reitman, Jason Reitman, Daniel Dubiecki - A screenplay award beckons.
DIRECTOR
AVATAR James Cameron - I used to like Cameron. He's made several films that birthed film-lovers everywhere. But how I hope he doesn't win.
DISTRICT 9 Neill Blomkamp - Awesome. Deserved nomination I didn't expect. Fair play Bafta.
AN EDUCATION Lone Scherfig - They've gone for this film hard
THE HURT LOCKER Kathryn Bigelow - Bigelow deserves it, but won't get it I think.
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Quentin Tarantino - That marks two for Tarantino. An Oscar nom is a certainty now.
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
THE HANGOVER Jon Lucas, Scott Moore - Again Bafta shoots for acceptance and lands. I love that this can happen.
THE HURT LOCKER Mark Boal - Its good to see the Hurt Locker get such recognition.
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Quentin Tarantino - I think this is Tarantino's tbh. Its usually his award anyway.
A SERIOUS MAN Joel Coen, Ethan Coen - Deserved, but the Coen's have won a little too much of late. So don't expect a win here.
UP Bob Peterson, Pete Docter - Pixar scoops so many writing nominations its hilarious. It goes to show why they're so good though doesn't it.
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
DISTRICT 9 Neill Blomkamp, Terri Tatchell - Good for Bafta again.
AN EDUCATION Nick Hornby - He's a famous british writer, so obviously.
IN THE LOOP Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche - This film should be up for more then this. It was fucking rad.
PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL PUSH BY SAPPHIRE Geoffrey Fletcher - Precious is going to take exactly jack shit at the Bafta's, but its a force stateside.
UP IN THE AIR Jason Reitman, Sheldon Turner - The winner I think, as Reitman continues to make his name.
LEADING ACTOR
JEFF BRIDGES Crazy Heart - I think the Oscar is his, but not this one. Bridges is a legend though so, I wouldn't be in any way annoyed.
GEORGE CLOONEY Up in the Air - Clooney is a regular fixture at these things for a reason.
COLIN FIRTH A Single Man - The winner here, for both legacy and for being British. Watch it happen.
JEREMY RENNER The Hurt Locker - Probably my favorite, but a nomination is a win for Renner.
ANDY SERKIS Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - British throwaway. Not much to be said.
LEADING ACTRESS
CAREY MULLIGAN An Education - Deserved, continuing acareer making award season for Mulligan.
SAOIRSE RONAN The Lovely Bones - A bit out of the blue, but fair enough. Ronan's second Bafta nom by the way. Before she's even twenty.
GABOUREY SIDIBE Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire - Again, a genuine possibility for the Oscars, but not enough Brits have seen this film.
MERYL STREEP Julie & Julia - Because she's Meryl Streep. I found her shrill and annoying.
AUDREY TAUTOU Coco Before Chanel - Good. I liked this performance and its good to see t turn up somewhere.
SUPPORTING ACTOR
ALEC BALDWIN It’s Complicated - The only representation for this film. The way it should be.
CHRISTIAN McKAY Me and Orson Welles - A slight random but OK I guess.
ALFRED MOLINA An Education - Again, they really went nuts for this film, hence Molina's presence here.
STANLEY TUCCI The Lovely Bones - The only mainstay representation for The lovely Bones really. Tucci deserves it over time.
CHRISTOPH WALTZ Inglourious Basterds - The real standout here. A weak category otherwise.
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
ANNE-MARIE DUFF Nowhere Boy - I think BAFTA went a little insane in this category. That can be the only explanation for two acting nominations for Nowhere Boy.
VERA FARMIGA Up in the Air - The stronger of the two Up In The Air performances here I think.
ANNA KENDRICK Up in the Air - Now Twilight has some Bafta nominated credibility. sweet.
MO’NIQUE Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire - The only real contender in what is usually a weak category anyway. Damn you sexist industry.
KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS Nowhere Boy - I like Scott Thomas, but if this is warranted then I am God, and from that sentence I'm either right or the almighty.
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
The Most Anticipated Movies of 2010
5) Toy Story 3

At this point a third Toy Story film feels A little unnecessary, but we said that about the second one and that was pretty awesome, so I choose to think this is going to be great. Pixar have given me no reason to think otherwise.
4) Kick-Ass
Yes and no. While the main story of the nerd-teen turned action hero is looking a little well run at this point. It was my least favorite thing about Zombieland too, but all the hit-girl and Nic Cage stuff looks pretty neat.3) The Social Network

Because I fail to see how a movie about facebook is not going to be awesome. Especially when its directed by David Fincher and starring Justin Timberlake. Not to mention the fact it is written by Aaron Sorkin, he of West Wing fame.
2) Green Zone
Greengrass, who made the masterful United 93 and the less good but infinitely more popular Bourne Ultimatum, returns to more political ground with this long gestating Iraq movie. I expect it to be good even if it is being advertised as a pretty shitty action movie. Too much talent involved.1) Inception
A science-fiction thriller set in the architecture of the mind. That's all anyone knows about it, but its floating at the top at most of these lists regardless. Because its Christopher Nolan, who has yet to really put a foot wrong and just made The Dark Knight. And has an intimidating cast and has water in a glass that leans diagonally. Sold.
The Five Movies in 2010 Everyone Will Like But Me
5) Clash Of The Titans
Looks horrible, Sorry guys. And given my increasing hatred of the seemingly randomly selected mega-star of choice Sam Worthington. Not Feeling it. But I think there's no chance of this film making anything less then 200 million. The Transformers 2 of this year, no doubt loud, big and painfully ridiculous. But then given my hysterically terrible record with predictions I'm sure it'll be a classic. Inevitable box office: 243 million4) Alice In Wonderland
Looks like what can be described as a corporate acid trip. All the crazy imagery is there but it somehow feels lifeless and kinda crappy. From the trailer it looks all blockbustered up, and while I'm sure it will bring the kids in. It looks to continue Tim Burton's sucky streak, Sweeney Todd aside. Inevitable Box Office: 220 million3) The A Team/ Tron Legacy
It seems that Transformers has opened the floodgates for eighties nostalgia, hence we get these assembly line reproduction of the current thirty-something sects childhood. But both films are sure to be complete balls. Jeff Bridges or no Jeff Bridges. But irony it seems conquers all, and look for a lot of people going 'Hey there's an A Team movie. That sounds AWESOME'. Inevitable Box Office: 282 million/210 million2) Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Aside from the blatantly money-grabbing scheme of splitting this in two, I'm predicted good reviews for this too. You know because of all the dying, and as far as movies go death = credibility. But shit I can't take anymore of these kids acting man, its beginning to depress me. Inevitable Box Office: 370 million1) Iron Man 2
When I came out of the first Iron Man I'm sure I was missing the joke, because everyone loved it but me. I fully expect this reaction again, reading a million reviews of how amazing the movie is, seeing it, thinking it's a pretty stock blockbuster and then being crushed into irrelevance. The way its destined to go. There is Scarlett Johansson in a catsuit though. There is that. Inevitable Box Office: 412 million
