Next Week

Harry Brown - A pensioners revenge fantasy against the ASBO generation. With Michael Caine, to add credibility. Hmm. A little like a daily mirror reader's wet dream, but I'll give it a shot. Expectancy level: 6/10

2012- The latest apocalypse porn from Roland Emmerich. Landmarks get KO'd, landscapes get obliterated and weak, obligatory melodrama makes you want things to explode again. I choose to be underwhelmed. Expectancy Level: 5/10

Amelia - Amelia Earhart biopic starring two time Oscar winning actress Hilary Swank. Been pretty much roasted stateside so it seems doubtful this will be anything but mawkish. Expectancy level: 6/10

Taking Woodstock - Versatile and great director Ang Lee takes on hippies, in this Woodstock set comedy. I have no reason not to expect at least good things. Expectancy level: 7/10