Sunday, 22 November 2009

Next Week's Movies

Paranormal Activity: Thanks to some legendary crushing of the US Box Office, we in the UK are getting Paranormal Activity slightly earlier, and this is something to be happy about. This is a scary movie with unanimously good reviews ( 5 stars in Total film) and the genuine promise of shitting you up. Its on. Expectancy Level: 8/10

Law Abiding Citizen: This movie has been pretty over-exposed already, with trailers littering the cinema solidly for about 2 months. Looks at least semi-shit, and as of yet I'm not feeling it. Expectancy Level: 5/10

Bunny and The Bull: I don't know. This looks like an interesting movie, if a little base, and I want to be excited for it, but my sheer hatred for the Mighty Boosh prevents me from being excited about the team's cinematic outing. Maybe it'll be good, but even if it is it won't be to my taste, that I know. Expectancy Level: 6/10

Nativity: Like hell no. British Christmas film set at a Primary school nativity play. I was too cynical for this movie at the age of 4. Expectancy Level: 3/10


Zach said...
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Zach said...

Paranormal Activity is a pretty legitimate modern horror film, especially compared to the frequent mediocre ones that have come out this year.