Next Week's Movies

Cats and Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore: I pity the fool. Expectancy Level: 2/10

Knight and Day: Lots of gun-fights, Cameron Diaz in a Bikini, and a Tom Cruise we're all pretending isn't crazy. Is it the Year 2000 again? Expectancy Level: 6/10

Step Up 3D: For fuck's sake. I loved when musicals weren't hip. It was a simpler time. Expectancy Level: 3/10