Wednesday 5 May 2010

Next Week's Movies

The Back-Up Plan: The Romantic comedy grostesquery continues, as the genre plunges further into the depths of hell with this J-Lo lead, sub Knocked Up movie. Co-starring Alex O'Laughlin people. Alex O' Fucking Laughlin. Expectancy Level: 2/10

Four Lions: It's seems almost cliched to call Chris Morris controversial at this point, but his latest comedy about hapless group of islamic extremists does nothing to buck that reputation. Looks amusing. Expectancy Level: 7/10

Furry Vengeance: FUCK YEAH. B-Fraze gets repeatedly hit in the balls by a bunch of raccoons. What else could you possibly want from a movie going experience. Expectancy Level: 3/10

Hot Tub Time Machine: With the whole Snakes On A Plane title thing going on, it may do OK, and it contains a number of actors I like, but seriously come on. Expectancy Level: 5/10

Nightmare On Elm Street: Clearly gonna suck. Insult memory of original. Waste two hours of my life. Balls. Expectancy Level: 4/10

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